From: Raju Gole <rajugole@hotmail.com

1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no 
   genitals.

2. When something is "new and improved", which is it?  If it's new, 
   then there has never been anything to refine.  If it's an improvement, 
   then there must have been something before it.

3. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the room for the
   TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel 
   manually.

4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". 
   Bug off.  What good is a damn cake if you can't eat it?  Should I eat 
   someone else's cake instead?

5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look".  Of course it
   is.  Why would you keep looking after you've found it?  Do people do this? 
   Who are they?

6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?"  No, you
   idiot, I paid $8.50 to come to the theatre and stare at that thing 
   over there.  What did you come here for?

7. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"  Didn't really give me a 
   choice there, did ya buddy?

8. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.  I know 
   where my watch is; where is yours?  Do I point at my crotch when I 
   ask where the bathroom is?