From danowitz@carfax.ims.advantis.comThu May  2 12:08:05 1996
Date: Thu, 2 May 1996 11:52:00 -0400 (EDT)
From: Joshua Danowitz <danowitz@carfax.ims.advantis.com>
To: Henry Farkas <hfarkas@carfax.ims.advantis.com>
Subject: The Penguin joke...

This joke is from my friend Tim:

If this doesn't make you laugh...

So it seems this penguin was driving through a small town when his car
broke down.  He called AAA, and his car was towed to a local garage where
the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the
problem.  The penguin wasn't in any particular hurry, so he wandered off
to look around.

Entering a local supermarket, he bought some fish sticks and some vanilla
ice cream for lunch, and then hung out in the frozen foods section until
it was time to return to the garage.

The mechanic, seeing him enter the garage, came over wiping his hands
on a rag, and shaking his head, saying "It looks like you blew a seal."

Blushing, the penguin quickly wiped his bill with his flippers, and
replied, "Oh no!  It's just a little vanilla ice cream!"