From sue@ttsw.comSun Oct  6 20:30:17 1996
Date: Sun, 6 Oct 96 19:27:20 -0500
From: sue <sue@ttsw.com>
To: henry@nhcc.com
Subject: Hee hee Hee - Oh so True!!

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From: ConM1955@aol.com
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Just had to share this: (DH brought it home from work)

If Men Got Pregnant........

Maternity leave would last for two years.... with full pay.
There'd be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.
All methods of birth control would be improved 100% effectiveness.
Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.
Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment.
Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm.
Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags.
They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him."
Paternity suits would be a line of clothes.
They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.
                    Author unknown (gotta be a sister)

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