A Real Sharpshooter
ibrahim@voyager0.Stanford.EDU (Nabeel Ibrahim)
(smirk, true)
From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.
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On Tuesday, May 21, we had a minor earthquake of magnitude 4.7 strike the
San Francisco Bay Area. The local media reported that only one person was
injured. Apparently, he thought his house was shaking because someone was
trying to break in. He grabbed his gun, put it in his pocket and accidently
shot himself as he was running upstairs.
As if that wasn't stupid enough, police discovered that the gun was stolen
and the now-injured thief may face charges.
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[Earlier Joke]