From aimee.kanzler@yale.eduFri May 23 09:31:47 1997 Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 21:25:45 -0400 From: Aimee Kanzler To: jfallon@connix.com, hfarkas@carfax.ims.advantis.com Subject: +++church bulletin > >>ACTUAL ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM CHURCH BULLETINS: >> >>1. Don't let worry kill you. Let the church help. >> >>2. Thursday night--potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. >> >>3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. >> >>4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery >>downstairs. >> >>5. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David >>Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Belzer. >> >>6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of >>the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. >> >>7. Tuesday at 4PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving >>milk will please come early. >> >>8. Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing >>"Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor. >> >>9. Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All >>wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private >study. >> >>10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and >>lay an egg on the altar. >> >>11. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies >>will start (quietly) and the rest of the congregation will join in. >> >>12. Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of >>the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will >>come forward and get a piece of paper. >> >>13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they >>may be seen in the church basement Friday. >> >>14. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. >>Music will follow. >> >>15. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be, "What is >>Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. >> >>16. Weight Watchers will meet at 7PM at the First Presbyterian Church. >>Please use large double door at the side entrance. >> >>17. the 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell on May 10 and 11. >> >>18. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary. >> >>19. 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several >>new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. >> >>20. Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes. >> >>21. The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys >>sinning to join the choir. >> >>22. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who is preparing >>for the girth of their first child. >> >>23. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be >>recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. >> >>24. The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, >>green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel. >> >>25. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign >>slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge--Up Yours." > > >-Lujo >__________________________________________________________________________ >Ljudevit Bauer http://www.yale.edu/~lbauer > >